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Technial Skills in 2025 (lemmy.ml)
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[–] crozilla@lemmy.world 87 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Forgot “Microsoft Word”

[–] Z3k3@lemmy.world 38 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Forgot “Microsoft ~~Word~~ office”

[–] jeeva@lemmy.world 37 points 1 year ago

I'm sorry, do you mean Microsoft Copilot 365?

gags

[–] LambdaRX@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Eliminating orphans is an essential skill in IT.

[–] Gyroplast@pawb.social 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

More essential IT skills to add to your resume:

  • preserving the environment
  • killing zombies
  • managing real-time executions
  • manual flushing of pipes
  • handling mixed signals
[–] marcos@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

manual flushing of pipes

Seriously, pipes should default to unbuffered...

[–] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You mean Copilot. No one uses word manually anymore.

[–] Rcklsabndn@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

Copilot? Write me a terse reply to the highlighted comment.