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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

RULES:

  1. Your post must be a screen capture of a microblog-type post that includes the UI of the site it came from, preferably also including the avatar and username of the original poster. Including relevant comments made to the original post is encouraged.
  2. Your post, included comments, or your title/comment should include some kind of commentary or remark on the subject of the screen capture. Your title must include at least one word relevant to your post.
  3. You are encouraged to provide a link back to the source of your screen capture in the body of your post.
  4. Current politics and news are allowed, but discouraged. There MUST be some kind of human commentary/reaction included (either by the original poster or you). Just news articles or headlines will be deleted.
  5. Doctored posts/images and AI are allowed, but discouraged. You MUST indicate this in your post (even if you didn't originally know). If an image is found to be fabricated or edited in any way and it is not properly labeled, it will be deleted.
  6. Absolutely no NSFL content.
  7. Be nice. Don't take anything personally. Take political debates to the appropriate communities. Take personal disagreements & arguments to private messages.
  8. No advertising, brand promotion, or guerrilla marketing.

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[–] Hagdos@lemmy.world 14 points 11 months ago (1 children)

The toxic stuff is what bacteria leave behind, and you can't cook that out.

[–] KeenFlame@feddit.nu -5 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] Luvs2Spuj@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Please try cooking out the toxins from some chicken 2 weeks past it's use by date and let us know how it goes.

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Doesn't it just all turn into carbon at some point? Not sure how tasty that would be though.

But for the pan its going to be mostly a thin layer of oils, guy should at least give it a good wipe with a cloth though even if nothing else.

[–] thespcicifcocean@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

by the time the pathogens turn to carbon, you'll basically just be left with a lump of charcoal though

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I feel that was heavily implied already.

[–] KeenFlame@feddit.nu 1 points 11 months ago

That's the joke.jpg