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Netanyahu Warns Trump That Iran Is Days Away From Releasing the Epstein Files (theshovel.com.au)
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[–] tal@lemmy.today 32 points 11 months ago

Following the successful US air strikes, Netanyahu has also discovered that Mossad agents found copies of the Epstein client list in Gaza, Hezbollah, and Syria.

Hezbollah

Lebanon?