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Why are ghosts such bad liars? (hilariouschaos.com)
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Because you can see right through them!

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Why did the baker go to therapy? (hilariouschaos.com)
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Because he kneaded some support!

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Why did the cat sit on the computer? (hilariouschaos.com)
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Because it wanted to keep an eye on the mouse!

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Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher? (hilariouschaos.com)
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There was no chemistry!

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Why don't you ever see elephants hiding in trees? (hilariouschaos.com)
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Because they're so good at it!

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Why did the music teacher go to jail? (hilariouschaos.com)
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Because she got caught with too many sharps!

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Why do bees have sticky hair? (hilariouschaos.com)
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Because they always use honeycombs!

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Why did the frog take the bus to work? (hilariouschaos.com)
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His car got toad away!

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Why did the scarecrow get promoted? (hilariouschaos.com)
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Because he was outstanding in his field!

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Why are skeletons so calm? (hilariouschaos.com)
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Because nothing gets under their skin!

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What do you call a factory that makes okay products? (hilariouschaos.com)
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A satisfactory!

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How does a scientist freshen her breath? (hilariouschaos.com)
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With experi-mints!

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What did one elevator say to the other? (hilariouschaos.com)
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I think I'm coming down with something!

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Why do fish always know how much they weigh? (hilariouschaos.com)
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Because they have their own scales!

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Why did the farmer win an award? (hilariouschaos.com)
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Because he was outstanding in his field!

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Why are spiders so smart? (hilariouschaos.com)
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They can find everything on the web!

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Why did the skeleton go to the party? (hilariouschaos.com)
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He heard it was going to be a scream!

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What is an astronaut's favorite place on a computer? (hilariouschaos.com)
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The space bar!

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What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? (hilariouschaos.com)
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An investigator!

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Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of socks? (hilariouschaos.com)
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In case he got a hole in one!

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Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long? (hilariouschaos.com)
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Because then it would be a foot!

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Why did the baseball team hire a chef? (hilariouschaos.com)
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They needed a good batter!

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What kind of music do planets like? (hilariouschaos.com)
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Neptunes!

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What did the left eye say to the right eye? (hilariouschaos.com)
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Between us, something smells!

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Me Want It (but me wait) - music video (www.youtube.com)
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