NonCredibleAstronomy

I asked ChatGPT for an image of the constellation Orion. Someone needs to let the IAU know that they need to update their charts.

Summer daylight hours are about to massacre my boy. Nobody's ever been treated so unfairly.

"Oh, you can't see it? You must not be lynx-eyed lol. Sounds like skill issues to me, bro" -shills for big astronomy

It's actually just Goku. Goku is responsible for about 30% of all UFO reports in the US.

Based on a true story

Urge: Dark

Adjusted to: Light

Messier 79 isn't real. I've checked. It just isn't there. It's a lie told by big astronomy to keep us buying guide books and telescopes, eternally looking for made up Messier objects that just don't exist.

Everyone always says that they can't see a dog, but you've got to be pretty stupid not to see it. There's so many other constellations that look nothing like what they represent, I mean, the Big Dipper looks nothing like a bear wtf; Orion just doesn't look like anything, like ???? It's just nice when you can look at a constellation and tell right away what it is.