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Canyonero song (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 5 days ago by baggachipz@sh.itjust.works to c/Cyberstuck@lemmy.ca

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Shamelessly stole this from a HN post:

Can you name the truck that's been recalled twelve times, Costs less each month 'cause nobody's buying mine?

Cybertruck! Cybertruck!

(Whip crack!)

Her trim falls off when you drive through rain, The steering locks up on the highway lane!

Cybertruck! Cybertruck!

Top of the line in utility trucks! Started at a hundred, now they're slashing bucks!

She's got a price that drops faster than her resale value, And a windshield wiper motor that'll surely fail you!

Cybertruck! Cybertruck!

(Whip crack!)

Twelve recalls in a single year! Drive-by-wire that fills your heart with fear!

The accelerator pedal pops right off the floor, But Elon says it's you who doesn't love her more!

Cybertruck!

She rusts if you look at her wrong in the dew, The tonneau cover works... for a week or two!

She's marked down like a Kmart blue-light special now, A stainless steel disaster and a broken vow!

Cybertruck! Cybertruck!

(Whip crack!)

Whoaaa, Cybertruck!

CYBERTRUCK!

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Only the Most Premium Lightbar (pawb.social)

submitted 2 weeks ago by ThefuzzyFurryComrade@pawb.social to c/Cyberstuck@lemmy.ca

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2 Tesla Cybertrucks catch fire in Santa Monica (www.nbclosangeles.com)

submitted 1 month ago by ThefuzzyFurryComrade@pawb.social to c/Cyberstuck@lemmy.ca

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Inside the fiery, deadly crashes involving the Tesla Cybertruck: Cybertrucks have locked passengers inside and burned so hot they’ve disintegrated drivers’ bones. (www.theguardian.com)

submitted 1 month ago by BeatTakeshi@lemmy.world to c/Cyberstuck@lemmy.ca

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Tesla Slashes Cybertruck Prices As It Tries To Move (Unpainted) Metal (arstechnica.com)

submitted 2 months ago by ThefuzzyFurryComrade@pawb.social to c/Cyberstuck@lemmy.ca

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A Cybertruck Door Latch Failed as an Oakland Dad Drove His Infant Onto a Highway (oaklandside.org)

submitted 3 months ago by ThefuzzyFurryComrade@pawb.social to c/Cyberstuck@lemmy.ca

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So, apparently there's an after-market camper shell (slrpnk.net)

submitted 3 months ago by cerement@slrpnk.net to c/Cyberstuck@lemmy.ca

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stolen from Conspiracy of Cartographers

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Tesla's Doors not doing what they are suppose to do. (www.youtube.com)

submitted 4 months ago by tazeycrazy@feddit.uk to c/Cyberstuck@lemmy.ca

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Hopefully the windows can be easily broken to allow the occupants to leave?

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Las Vegas Police Touted New “Bulletproof” Cybertrucks. The Only Problem? They Aren’t Bulletproof. (fuelarc.com)

submitted 4 months ago by KayLeadfoot@fedia.io to c/Cyberstuck@lemmy.ca

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Oops!

I guess nobody thought to test the CEO's wild claims about the vehicle before accepting delivery.

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Tesla Is Recalling Cybertrucks Again. Yep, More Pieces Are Falling Off. (www.popularmechanics.com)

submitted 6 months ago by hylobates@jlai.lu to c/Cyberstuck@lemmy.ca

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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/38748923

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There’s a Broken Tesla Cybertruck Stuck on the Rubicon Trail Right Now (www.thedrive.com)

submitted 9 months ago by seathru@lemmy.sdf.org to c/Cyberstuck@lemmy.ca

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The Swastidumpster Rusts After Being Cleaned (www.cybertruckownersclub.com)

submitted 9 months ago by ThefuzzyFurryComrade@pawb.social to c/Cyberstuck@lemmy.ca

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Tesla confirms Cybertruck sales are down to just ~5,000 units (electrek.co)

submitted 10 months ago by Sunshine@lemmy.ca to c/Cyberstuck@lemmy.ca

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What an ugly shade of orange. (lemmy.ca)

submitted 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) by HikingVet@lemmy.ca to c/Cyberstuck@lemmy.ca

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"Is scaring our kids": Cybertruck owner faces hostility over his golden wrap—Tesla refuses trade-in (electricvehicleparade.com)

submitted 10 months ago by miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/Cyberstuck@lemmy.ca

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Tesla In 'Self-Drive Mode' Hit By Train After Turning Onto Train Tracks (www.jalopnik.com)

submitted 10 months ago by Substance_P@lemmy.world to c/Cyberstuck@lemmy.ca

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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/31867454

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Father's Day car show. Art imitates life. (lemmy.world)

submitted 10 months ago by FrowingFostek@lemmy.world to c/Cyberstuck@lemmy.ca

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All those cameras, but still cant avoid fender damage (lemmy.ca)

submitted 10 months ago by Punchshark@lemmy.ca to c/Cyberstuck@lemmy.ca

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Tesla Cybertruck burned so hot in crash, driver’s bones literally disintegrated: suit (www.independent.co.uk)

submitted 10 months ago by hylobates@jlai.lu to c/Cyberstuck@lemmy.ca

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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/31612631

Exclusive: “There’s my challenge to Elon,” attorney S. Scott West told The Independent. “Make these vehicles so safe that I don’t have to do this anymore.”

A Tesla Cybertruck owner in Texas was unable to escape after rolling it into a ditch last year, experiencing an unthinkable demise as the batteries powering the $100,000 stainless steel SUV burst into flames with such intensity the helpless driver's skeletal system literally disintegrated, his family says.

Michael Sheehan, 47, "burned to death at 5,000°F – a fire so hot his bones experienced thermal fracture," according to a gut-wrenching lawsuit his widow and parents have now filed against the electric auto manufacturer headed up by billionaire Elon Musk.

"He was eight inches shorter in length than he was before he burned," attorney S. Scott West told The Independent. "That's thermal fracture."

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Tesla on ‘self-driving’ gets stuck on train track and hit by train (electrek.co)

submitted 11 months ago by cm0002@lemmy.world to c/Cyberstuck@lemmy.ca

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Spot The Differences (lemmy.dbzer0.com)

submitted 11 months ago by miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/Cyberstuck@lemmy.ca

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