SpermHowitzer

joined 2 years ago
[–] SpermHowitzer@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago

I haven’t slept for 10 days.

Because that would be too long.

-Mitch Hedberg

[–] SpermHowitzer@sh.itjust.works 9 points 3 months ago

I spread a bunch of clover seed around my yard, and where the grass was struggling (I don’t water or fertilize at all) the clover took over, and where the grass was doing ok naturally the clover sort of let the grass have that space mostly. Now the whole yard looks nice, and the clover is just fucking loaded with bees all day. It’s great. My dog just lies in the lush clover and watches the bees buzz around.

[–] SpermHowitzer@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 months ago

He is probably not literate enough to know how to spell bored vs board.

[–] SpermHowitzer@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

No ordnance against putting used condoms in household waste

Good to know the military won’t drop bombs on me for throwing out a used dong bag.

[–] SpermHowitzer@sh.itjust.works 16 points 6 months ago (4 children)

No, a proper honeypot has a lid with a little notch at the edge to accommodate the honey …thing…? I dunno, I’ve used them a lot but I don’t know what they’re called.

[–] SpermHowitzer@sh.itjust.works 24 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Unfortunately they came to a deal a couple years ago and established an agreed upon border, which is sad.

[–] SpermHowitzer@sh.itjust.works 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Kiedis was 20 when the band was formed, so if they were touring when this story took place he must have been well into his 20’s, banging a junior high school girl.

[–] SpermHowitzer@sh.itjust.works 5 points 7 months ago

In addition, with our current grid (and many of the things that run on it), frequency is incredibly important. Having giant, heavy, spinny things with lots of inertia does wonders for naturally maintaining a very constant grid frequency as loads fluctuate.

[–] SpermHowitzer@sh.itjust.works 3 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

While I fully agree this doesn’t solve any affordability concerns, for those with no affordability concerns that $200/month is better served in a portfolio, which will inevitably have a higher return than a secured interest rate. This does help, but it only helps people with no issues with affording a home in the first place, and can use the system to make further gains (albeit fairly minor).

[–] SpermHowitzer@sh.itjust.works 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Most of the airports that private jets fly in and out of do have a tower. Also, there’s a lot of ground holds recently due to en route controller shortages which limits how much traffic can be in the air, which of course affects private jets as well.

[–] SpermHowitzer@sh.itjust.works 5 points 10 months ago

Judging by his fingernails being so dirty, I’m guessing he’s a tradesperson. Tradespeople tend to damage/chip/break nails. As for the odd thumb position, I’m guessing he initially was holding it looking at the back, and turned his hand to show the front a bit for the photo, leading to the awkward thumb position.

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