Sometimes it’s nice to read uplifting fiction. This is one of those.
this post was submitted on 15 Jul 2025
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"Hey, you know what? You should definitely run in 2028.”
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Don't tease us like that...
The one time I thought it said “nottheonion” it had to be the fucking onion.
In a cruel twist of events, the girls also killed themselves after voluntarily talking to JD
Sofia about to get that ICE visit