Not to brag, but I can be dysfunctional in great variety of ways.
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The Spoonbill of Autism.
I have a feeling a good chunk of us, Me included, needs to run:
dpkg-reconfigure tzdata
But we all lack root privileges.
explanation for the uninitiated to Linux
The command changes the timezone on linux systems. Root is the equivalent of admin on linux. The joke is that we know what's wrong, but we aren't allowed to change it.
This guy pops up everywhere online with screenshots of his silly tweets, and every time I think it's Edward Snowden. 
It takes me to the end of tweet to realise that's a crazy post for him, and go back and read his name properly.
Edward Snowham/Durden
A potoo?
I like how it's mouth looks small because of the beak, but when it opens it up, it looks like a muppet, or Canadian from South Park.
- set a sleep time and stick to it
- no computers, TV or phones in the bed room
- start to exercise. Start with taking a walk and work your way up from there, if you can
- start to de-caffeinate. Take this one slowly, cut back a bit at a time
- 1 hour before bed time, stop playing games or doom scrolling your phone. Read a book or listen to music
You will go completely insane for a while, but it will help you sleep.
These arent bad tips, but I think #2 is unrealistic for a lot of people. For instance, I live in a small studio apartment. Theres no keeping my electronics out of my bedroom.
Great tips 👌
If you're reading this and think "that's me", you might wanna look up DSPD and/or Non24 (N24). That might also be you then.
That's called a night owl, dipshit.
For me it's when I lay down I become active and want to do all the things, but when I get up I become sleepy again. It's awful.
Crepuscular, maybe?