We all have ways of coping. I use sex and sausages.
S3E05 "Reunion"
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We all have ways of coping. I use sex and sausages.
S3E05 "Reunion"
Dennis Duffy:
One word: sausage. One problem: where do you get it?
Kenneth Parcell:
“Just like Sydney Bristow in Alias, I’ll use my sausage as a weapon!”
Liz Lemon:
If I could press a button and five people in the world would die, but I’d get free sausage for life, I’d do it.
Jack Donaghy:
“I like when a woman has sausage. It’s like seeing a dog wearing clothes.”
Peter Hornberger:
"When your kid throws a tantrum and holds his sausage, you hold your sausage, too. When you regain consciousness, believe me, he's ready to leave the toy store."
Jack Donaghy:
In five years we'll all either be working for him... or be dead by his sausage.
LIZ: Why are you wearing a tux?!
JACK: It's almost six. What am I, a sausage?
Liz Lemon
It’s almost Thanksgiving, and I know what this crowd’s giving thanks for… Sausage!
Jenna and Paul, in unison: We're 2 black sausages!