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Practice (midwest.social)

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You can't spell 'diagnosis' without 'ignorance'

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Probably we should have used a real acorn instead of that button

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Game Of Death (midwest.social)

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for one to seven billion players

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You don't win the game of death by dying first. The name is misleading.

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Two Wishes (midwest.social)

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Understand and deliver

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Later that evening, the grammar police arrested the mugger for misusing the word 'extortionist'

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Bugfuck (midwest.social)

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Baby your head looks delicious tonight

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I feel like I've become a statistic, but maybe I always was.

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Flittermouse (midwest.social)

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Blood Sausage

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It definitely doesn’t have rabies

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Deadfall (midwest.social)

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Free bait! Yay!

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It turns out humane traps aren't for catching people.

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Outside (2025-10-30) (midwest.social)

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🔗

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Feral Chic (midwest.social)

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Manners make the man mad

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Environmentally aware barbarians carry a jizz rag

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Fully Fleshed (midwest.social)

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From a distance it looks like a tourist attraction

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Eventually the giant ass reconciles with the enormous torso.

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Delusionist (midwest.social)

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Cosmetic surgery for the ugly truth

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'pretending to be magic' is the real most-efficient-magic

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Even Now Sithrak Oils The Spit (midwest.social)

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bad news

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Sithrak doesn't torture you before you're born, though. That would be creepy.

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Caveat Emptor (midwest.social)

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business pitfalls

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I'm always suspicious of shops that sell bait.

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Laridae (midwest.social)

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Straight to you, from the gullet of the gull

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Bogdan killed my parents through improper hygiene

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The Glamazon Way (midwest.social)

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at a push you could fight with the sheath

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the Glamazons don't follow fashion- they set traps for it and wear its shiny pelt

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Bilge (midwest.social)

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Just believe

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It later turned out those weren't vikings at all, they were cosplayers.

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Capital Vices (midwest.social)

submitted 10 months ago by Samdell@lemmy.eco.br to c/oglaf@midwest.social

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There's only one toilet in hell

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Halt, traveler! If you would cross my bridge, you must first go on a date with me.

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The Abyss (midwest.social)

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the bad kind of dicks

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Be yourself. Unless you're a dick. Is there some kind of test?

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Gifted (midwest.social)

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I have a selection of curses. Pick a number.

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The best three cocksuckers in the world can't be on the same plane, in case it crashes

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Unattainable (midwest.social)

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Elegance is an ice cream flavour.

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I like to be scoffed at during sex, actually. Hot.

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Survivor (midwest.social)

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the electric door

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up next: who will survive Kronar's baking contest?

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Umbra Wynterdarque (midwest.social)

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put on a happy deathmask

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We found it in the Tower of Zoloft

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Ornithology (midwest.social)

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Hang onto your eagle

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Always sit behind someone tastier than you.

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Rite Of Passage (midwest.social)

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The forest planet has frozen forests at its poles.

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Leave the bog beasts alone. They don't like it.

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Embers (midwest.social)

submitted 10 months ago by Samdell@lemmy.eco.br to c/oglaf@midwest.social

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Smokey the Bear was recently replaced by vapey the squirrel

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Later, an ironic god made parody animals. Many still exist.

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Fraternity (midwest.social)

submitted 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) by m_f@discuss.online to c/oglaf@midwest.social

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Thank God it's Man Friday

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Some sort of feedback system might foster better manners.