rustyfish

Commenter struck by god.

Needs a cheat sheet for his own name. I like this guy.

Sony is making a lot of interesting decisions lately.

I want to gather the boys with the Normandy and get hammered on Tuchanka. Did I ask for too much?

Take your hot air machine and shove it up your ass.

🫨

Fuck Uranus!

If you listen to today’s 4chan, you’re an idiot.

“The love of my life rejected me” is not a sentence that works. She can’t be the love of your life, if she doesn’t love you back.

You know how that sentence usually goes? “The love of my life farted herself awake from her food induced coma while snoring in my arms and said ‘that wasn’t me’, then went back to snoring.”

I want to remind everyone that Dosh can’t run from Pyanodon forever.

You should see it this way: Look at our world. Look at the bad things. Look at the horrific things. God lets all those things happen AND he wants his dick sucked as if he doing jack shit is a good thing.

Go to hell. Be a rebel. Be proud of it.

Pretty sure Olympic runners are just very good at farting 🤨