midnight_puker

I'd downvote this if I saw it at 197.

I finally understand what that means.

Well, imagine my shock.

Well, if it's on wikipedia it must be true.

Lmao who the fuck told you that?

This is a caricature of American cuisine, eaten by literally no one except the hypothetical American that lives in your imagination. Beans on toast actually exists in point of fact reality, and you weird fuckers eat it for all three meals.

I wish I had this kind of support growing up. I'm in my 30s and still reeling from all the psychological damage done to me in my youth.

I'm currently taking a shit mere inches from a box of my wife's tampons and I'm scared, you guys. What if one finds its way into my butt?

I'd rather hang out with the crystal people.