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US vice president JD Vance flies to Pakistan for peace talks with Iran (www.thejournal.ie)
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[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)

The dude that doesn't even know how to buy a donut? Good plan.

[–] MrSelfDestruct25@fedinsfw.app 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Whatever works.

[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 1 points 3 months ago

I admire your optimism.

[–] WoodScientist@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I'm hoping he bungles the negotiations so much that it's like the plot of a Sitcom. In the end the only way to make it work is for JD Vance to personally convert to Shia Islam.

[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

He has to wear a pig snout mask and post a video of him prancing around saying "I'm a little piggy" while smacking his ass.

[–] Akasazh@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago

If I were the Iranian delegation I'd insist he has to thank them repeatedly.

[–] NatakuNox@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

Once again. Irán has publicly stated they are not communicating with America and Israel. We've literally killed the last 3 delegations and their leaders while "negotiating". We lied about the first ceasefire and tried using it a reason to continue the war. What a joke of a nation.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

wasnt he with ORBAN earlier trying to boost his election chances.

[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, but they dropped. Bootstraps and all that, time to move on to bigger things, right?

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

vance appeared to move onto another country already. probably couldnt reap orban's soul, to corrupted.

[–] Cnote5@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

I think I got an idea on why he's REALLY going to Pakistan.

https://hbfurnitures.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/02/sofa-1-6.jpg

Or maybe he's into...

https://hbfurnitures.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/10/s-233-4.jpg

[–] TacoButtPlug@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 months ago

anywhere he goes turns to shit so this'll go... well

[–] Objection@lemmy.ml 1 points 3 months ago

So that's how Vance is going to try to distance himself from the sinking ship.