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[–] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 51 points 1 year ago (3 children)

In my day vibe coding meant a delivery pizza, loud music, an eighth, and no other plans for the day.

It still means that.

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 12 points 1 year ago

In my days it involved something vibrating and Bluetooth

[–] nomade420@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

Man, for real ! Good times !

[–] AVincentInSpace@pawb.social 31 points 1 year ago

Return oriented programming is not a...

...you know what, never mind. You keep doing it. Cybercrime is cool anyway

[–] ZWQbpkzl@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

amogus

Return Oriented Programming is a security exploit not a programming paradigm.

[–] HiddenLayer555@lemmy.ml 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's surprise programming.

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I'd say ACE is surprise programming

[–] hcf@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 year ago

"yolo-gramming"

[–] o_d@lemmygrad.ml 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

At the company where I work, in the span of roughly one month, the term vibe coding went from being used exclusively in the derogatory sense to one that is now primarily used in the positive sense. Fuck big tech and fuck capitalism! Fuck all of this shit!!

[–] dan@upvote.au 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I know plenty of people in big tech that don't like this AI stuff either.

[–] jcg@halubilo.social 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

How high up in the corporate ladder are they?

[–] dan@upvote.au 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

They're developers rather than managers, but many are senior or staff level.

[–] jcg@halubilo.social 3 points 1 year ago

Not what I'd have expected. In my company it's mostly higher ups (suits) pushing the stuff and workers begrudgingly implementing it.

[–] chunes@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

They're trying to normalize calling high-level programming a "programming paradigm." Don't let them.

[–] keepcarrot@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

It's me! I'm terrible at coding!

[–] vfreire85@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

i'm concluding an associate level course of system analysis and i'm glad that right now i don't rely on it to eat and pay the bills, having a regular job on my previous bachelor's degree. by the end of the course the college was pushing so hard on knowledge we didn't (and they didn't passed on properly) had that i and others had to rely on vibe coding. now that i'm about to pick up my diploma, i'm gonna focus on learning real computer science without the pressure of grades and perhaps have a better chance if i have to apply for an IT job.

[–] tulliandar@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

If vibe coding is a programming paradigm, then so is vim.