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You can never go wrong with a jacked CEO (sopuli.xyz)

submitted 2 years ago by crmsnbleyd@sopuli.xyz to c/linkedinlunatics@sh.itjust.works

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[–] vga@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

So he's looking for an unemployed person who is already rich.

[–] Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

Step one: inherit a ton of wealth.

Step two: dabble

[–] BrundleFly2077@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Ah, clearly written by a man who himself reads “book” every day. Yay, Book!

[–] Clent@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

You haven't read Book written by Author, yet?

[–] frankPodmore@slrpnk.net 1 points 2 years ago

Easy: live by the Venusian calendar. Each 'day' is 243 Earth days, so you only have to 'write code and read book' once every 243 days, and 'lift weights and run' once every Venusian 'week', i.e. every 1,701 Earth days. Your calendar is always open because no one understands it.

[–] trolololol@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I'm not sure about the question but the answer is drugs. Either for the investor, or for the founder. Probably both.

The alternative is someone who pulls by their bootstraps after 1M daddy's loan, but that's harder to accomplish and may take several reincarnation cycles. Not worth being a literal leech couple times to figuratively leech on society once.

[–] Arbiter@lemmy.world 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

how many hours are in this man’s day

[–] jonne@infosec.pub 1 points 2 years ago

The message doesn't mention work at all. I could easily do all of those things if I didn't have to work myself.