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[–] vga@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

So he's looking for an unemployed person who is already rich.

[–] Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

Step one: inherit a ton of wealth.

Step two: dabble

[–] BrundleFly2077@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ah, clearly written by a man who himself reads “book” every day. Yay, Book!

[–] Clent@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

You haven't read Book written by Author, yet?

[–] frankPodmore@slrpnk.net 1 points 1 year ago

Easy: live by the Venusian calendar. Each 'day' is 243 Earth days, so you only have to 'write code and read book' once every 243 days, and 'lift weights and run' once every Venusian 'week', i.e. every 1,701 Earth days. Your calendar is always open because no one understands it.

[–] trolololol@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I'm not sure about the question but the answer is drugs. Either for the investor, or for the founder. Probably both.

The alternative is someone who pulls by their bootstraps after 1M daddy's loan, but that's harder to accomplish and may take several reincarnation cycles. Not worth being a literal leech couple times to figuratively leech on society once.

[–] Arbiter@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

how many hours are in this man’s day

[–] jonne@infosec.pub 1 points 1 year ago

The message doesn't mention work at all. I could easily do all of those things if I didn't have to work myself.