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I'd tell them it was donated to the most absolutely hard done by population on the planet and show them how many lives they saved, disabilities they cured, mouths they fed, and schools they filled.
Then watch how they'll handle all the cameras on them filming, knowing what they do next will go out to everyone they know and a few million more.
"Isn't that great?!"
Will they take the L orwill they go viral and socially cancel themselves?
".....y-yeah."
Ooooh, smart move, Chad.
It's kind of like "To Catch a Predator" because their is justice.
Unfortunately the executives you'd pitch this to are also the targets of the show. But I guess they greenlight "To Catch a Predator" and were child predators.
Know your enemy. And if the can sell it, they will. Lots of people watched To Catch a Predator, How many more people would watch a rich Family's possessions being given away. Poor people nominate their rich bosses.
Hoarders: Money hoarder edition.