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Here's an idea, and I'm just spitballing here... What if for every 1 Million dollars of net worth you have, you have to rub down your genitals with fresh stinging nettles for 1 minute?
Elon would have to do it for about 2 years
This highlights a major flaw with the idea, because that's not nearly long enough
Yeah, it's not a really practical idea anyway. There are diminishing returns, after the 20th minute it wouldn't be any worse and your body might actually start to get accustomed to the sensation.
I would suggest they have to do it once a day for five minutes contact per million dollars and they have to cycle between stinging nettles, poison ivy and wild parsnip.
And everything should be broadcasted live.
Elons the type that would probably enjoy that.
He ain't got no gemmatuls.
Dude, I can only get so hard...