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[–] jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 81 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (2 children)

Lol poor guy. Before we started dating, my wife frequently wore dresses that showed off her legs. Probably caught me staring at them more than once. But in my defense, when a beautiful work of art passes before your eyes, how can you ignore it?

[–] Zapados@sh.itjust.works 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I feel u, beautiful people deserve appreciation wherever they go!

[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 12 points 6 months ago

THANK YOU. But the government still refuses to pay for a herald for me...

[–] Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

Before we started dating, my wife frequently wore dresses

Why did you stop her?