tungsten5

joined 9 months ago
[–] tungsten5@lemmy.zip 19 points 2 months ago (5 children)

When I was a a kid I took 27 pills of this stuff in one go. I saw some really weird shit that night. I hallucinated my father on the phone with my ex stepmother just walking around and talking (they were going through a divorce at the time so I saw several things related to that), saw some trees turn into monsters and a cowboy and heard some voices. It was a weird high. Not a good high. Id rate about 3/10

[–] tungsten5@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 months ago

If you wear your shoes in the house, you are a a less-than

[–] tungsten5@lemmy.zip 6 points 6 months ago

This is why I have mastered the microwave. Once I get near that thing im basically gordan ramsey, minus the good tasting food. But food is food

[–] tungsten5@lemmy.zip 6 points 6 months ago

This guy sounds like a huge fucking loser bro

[–] tungsten5@lemmy.zip 1 points 7 months ago

Nah lil bro, you misunderstood. I never said he couldn’t afford a car. I claimed he didn’t own one. I suggest reading comments more carefully and not trying to jump to conclusions.

[–] tungsten5@lemmy.zip 3 points 7 months ago (2 children)

I am assuming thats in reference to me? If not then im not sure what your comment is getting at. I didn’t say anything bad about living in a walkable city. I do live in a walkable city. We have public transport though so I usually just take the bus to work.

[–] tungsten5@lemmy.zip 2 points 7 months ago (8 children)

This sounds like a guy who is upset that he cannot afford a car so he comes up with reasons why its bad to own one and better to be in his position but due to lack of car owner experience just fucks the numbers all up and then looks stupid.

[–] tungsten5@lemmy.zip 8 points 7 months ago

Fucking alpha male right there

[–] tungsten5@lemmy.zip 2 points 7 months ago

Ya know what. I like that tomato shit to remember the conversion. I like SI far more than US customary tho

[–] tungsten5@lemmy.zip 1 points 7 months ago

Have you seen the movie ‘The Sixth Day’ with Arnold schwarzenegger? Checkout the sexbot there. Thats what I need. Thats what we ALL need. Or aliens to fool around with.

[–] tungsten5@lemmy.zip 11 points 7 months ago

Nothing wrong with an extra strong tampon. It keeps one honest.

The first time I had to do it was for my wife. When I got to the store I went to the tapon aisle and recreated this meme. Took the selfie with the pads in the back and texted it to my wife asking what size pussy she wears. She thinks im ridiculous, but did laugh.

[–] tungsten5@lemmy.zip 13 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (10 children)

To be fair, we all know AI sexbots are coming. I suspect those future LLMussies are going to feel amazing

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