mrbeano

joined 10 months ago

Give me toxic womanizing female Bond in c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world

[–] mrbeano@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

or... just Judy Gemstone?

“The name's Bond. Judy Bond. I have regular woman panties where the string goes up my crack. I have tits. I do sex. I’m carvin’ my own path.”

FCC Chair Brendan Carr Says He Hopes Broadcasters Are Scared of Him as He Explains Plan to Target Disney amid Kimmel Feud in c/news@lemmings.world

[–] mrbeano@lemmy.zip 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Fucking with the bread AND the circuses?

For the past couple of days I could remember Keith Richards, Ronnie Wood, and Charlie Watts, but I forgot the name of the other guy. in c/dull_mens_club@lemmy.world

[–] mrbeano@lemmy.zip 12 points 1 week ago

I was gonna say Brian Jones, but that's an altogether different type of brain fail...

What's the funniest letter of the alphabet? in c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.uhhoh.com

[–] mrbeano@lemmy.zip 0 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Y?

idk what to say for this one folks in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

[–] mrbeano@lemmy.zip 33 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

It has SOLE

Soon, we will all be called "boomers" because we use internet search and not slopbots in c/fuck_ai@lemmy.world

[–] mrbeano@lemmy.zip 12 points 3 weeks ago

"Bro, Grok says that the old Internet totally sucked. Don't worry about it. (Drink your verification can!)"

D.C. Grand Jury Orders Reddit to Turn Over Data on Anonymous ICE Critic in c/technology@lemmy.world

[–] mrbeano@lemmy.zip 30 points 1 month ago (4 children)

They've had difficulty convincing grand juries to indict in other sketchy cases. I have to wonder what super secret group of totally-not-ICE-officials this was approved by.

GWAR Has Been Receiving Death Threats from MAGA Chud Pissbabies Over Trump Skit in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

[–] mrbeano@lemmy.zip 28 points 1 month ago

Scumdogs of the Universe don't care about your feelings

Colorado appeals court overturns Tina Peters’ sentence in election security breach in c/news@lemmy.world

[–] mrbeano@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 month ago

Yes! We lock people up not only for what they've already done, but to also prevent them from continuing to commit crimes.

Now this is an interesting question. What sound would you like it to make? in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

[–] mrbeano@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 month ago

or the beginning of The Lion King

AI still doesn't work very well, businesses are faking it, and a reckoning is coming in c/fuck_ai@lemmy.world

[–] mrbeano@lemmy.zip 12 points 1 month ago

ChatGPT said he was super smart though...

The Washington Post Is Using Reader Data to Set Subscription Prices. How Does That Work? in c/usa@midwest.social

[–] mrbeano@lemmy.zip 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Good news! You've been identified as a sucker!