WanakaTree

You sound like an asshole, ~~fyi~~ lol

Ftfy

THIS. IS. SPARTA!!

27.5 if you're drunk

Sort of describes bulimia I guess

That last sentence - yes! 0 degrees outside? No problem, coat. 80 degrees outside? I turn into a fussy baby. At 90 I'm like non functional

My cat when I don't feed her on time

I know right. I'm 39, all 20.

I've seen my wife open the mailbox, look at what's in it, say "Ugh I don't want to deal with that," and PUT IT BACK IN THE MAILBOX

(´･ω･`)

I used to yawn incessantly during warmups before rugby matches. My coach would yell at me to get my head into the game. I kept telling him it's just what happens when I'm warming up it doesn't mean anything!

Mein Vierjähriger auch

My wife and I refer to this as the "Kitty Claws" of our marriage contract