Somsphet

Post more while tired, this is fucking funny

Is the "functional family" in the room now?

Revenge of the fifth works still tho

I'm at a loss for words

Red alert 3, ally weapon, countered the mind controlled squids I think

It has its moments

So someone educate me.

This only applies to newly bought games? So if I stop buying games my current collection can be played offline right? Am I understanding this?

Had to explain the last month to my wife so she would understand this meme with me.

Music, video games, my wife and sons, and a whole shit ton of medications.

Otherwise just keep telling yourself just one more day. Make Saturday YOUR day where you relax as much as possible. Sunday, your one day closer to Saturday. So on and so forth

Wow. Not one mention of my favorite AC knock off.

Go play Shadow of Mordor, or it's sequel Shadow of War.

Big open maps, lots of AC type stealth and action, lots of collectibles, and finally, the Nemises System. Where you can kill an orc only to have him survive somehow and hunt you down. You die by orc? Well now that orc is even stronger. You die at all? The world advances and random events around the maps resolve with or without you.

Do it right, and you can make your own unique enemies. I like finding bardic orcs because their rhyming is funny

I used to live in Alberta. Deep in the woods, where somehow, white racists asshats thrive. I just thought they were assholes as a kid. Now as an adult I see all the racism directed at me, and my siblings. Church community my ass

Story time!

I went through basic training for the army. They take your phone and give it back for 5-10 minutes as a treat. So first time I get my phone back, I find one single text message from a number I didn't know. All it said was "hey there sexy". I replied and found out I was dumped and my now ex had given my number to someone. We started talking after training, she tried to say she was drunk when I replied. Well we figured to give it a try. I thought I could break up with her after a couple weeks. This went on for 6 months. Me giving the relationship another 2 weeks every two weeks. We'll eventually took her to her senior prom, met her parents, and helped her move in with me a couple months later. It took a couple years but we were happy. Eventually we got married in a short and sweet wedding attended by my nephew and best friend as witnesses, another ex was there and her mom was a priest so they helped with the wedding vows. That was over a decade ago. Still happily married.