Sideshow_B00b

joined 7 months ago
[–] Sideshow_B00b@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 weeks ago

Them kids gotta learn how to whittle ASAP so that there’s at least something for them to do at the summer cabin (no wifi, no cell phone connection)

[–] Sideshow_B00b@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 weeks ago

It’s a survival of the fittest / Finnest kind of thing

[–] Sideshow_B00b@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 weeks ago

That baby does have the ”roadman” thing down so it’s a sound bet 😂

[–] Sideshow_B00b@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 weeks ago

A whittling knife of course

[–] Sideshow_B00b@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 weeks ago

Fully agree. I’d say as an Aussie you could just go ”..Crocodile Dundee, mate”

[–] Sideshow_B00b@lemmy.zip 8 points 2 weeks ago

Scandinavian weaklings suck at blacksmithing and can’t even handle a kinfe whereas us suicidal mighty wifebeating subhuman Finnjävels are all about knives (and alcholism and depression)

source: Scandinavian bättre folk

[–] Sideshow_B00b@lemmy.zip 49 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)

As a Finn I am deeply insulted by yet strongly approve of the knife thing.

[–] Sideshow_B00b@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 months ago

What do you mean ”if”?

[–] Sideshow_B00b@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 months ago

By the echoing, cavernous sounds of Trump’s sharts the aliens would’ve needed an extra extra large probe..

[–] Sideshow_B00b@lemmy.zip 7 points 2 months ago

Racist aliens!

[–] Sideshow_B00b@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 months ago

The world: Release the damn Epstein files already!

Trump: Look at the keys, look at them. Thery’re the best keys, terrific keys. These keys came up to me, tears in their eyes they said ”Sir..” [trails off, makes be-boop-ahh sounds and sharts audibly while smoke from the burnong Epstein files fills the room]

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