Patrikvo

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[–] Patrikvo@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 day ago

I still can't understand that the one thing the entire world agreed upon is DAYLIGHT SAVING TIME. I mean, there was someone or a group of people, with the skills to convince ever country on their point of view and they spend their expertise on this? Not on world peace or human rights or anything that would lift our species up? Seriously, why?

[–] Patrikvo@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Patrikvo@lemmy.zip 19 points 2 days ago (1 children)

They better don't. Otherwise we'll send JD on a visit.

[–] Patrikvo@lemmy.zip 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Yeah, and the cheap bastards didn't even bring any souvenirs for us.

[–] Patrikvo@lemmy.zip 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Yes, but it's a Barbie version. Not in the "hot blond" way, but in the "no nipples on the plastic humps" and "completely smooth between the legs" way. And also no butthole.

[–] Patrikvo@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 week ago

Peacemaker The Game.

[–] Patrikvo@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 weeks ago

Sadly 20% of Americans would rather cut their own head off

Wait, why weren't we informed that was an option?

[–] Patrikvo@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 weeks ago

To be fair, the US got Trump and co, so maybe India is getting the better deal. Even the Maldives are going to be more liveable the the US.

[–] Patrikvo@lemmy.zip 1 points 3 weeks ago

I wonder if India already has people ready to do the biometric verification for the bots or if they wait until this is actually inplemented?

[–] Patrikvo@lemmy.zip 1 points 3 weeks ago

CAPITALism. It's kind of right there in the name. Quite on the nose, I might add.

[–] Patrikvo@lemmy.zip 6 points 3 weeks ago

Guess the Iranians read the book. Trump only colored the pictures.

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