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Oppenheimer (2023)

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submitted 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) by Maven@piefed.zip to c/comicstrips@lemmy.world
 

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Alt Text: A comic in four panels:

Panel 1. While walking on a path in nature, a young fantasy adventurer with a fairy with pink hair, suddenly looks at the floor at a golden shiny detail crossing their way:

Pink-fairy: "Stop! A Golden Twenty Dice!"
Adventurer: "A what?..."

Panel 2. Shot on the fairy landing on the grass near to a golden scarab pushing a d20 golden dice.

Pink-fairy: "A scarab rolling fate! We could take his dice and roll our own fortune. Last time a twenty turned a farmer into a lord!"

Panel 3. The adventurer kneels down near the fairy and scarab, really curious now. The fairy is super happy and exited.

Pink-fairy: "A moment like this comes only once in a lifetime! Please, please, please, let me try!"
Adventurer: "Mmm.. Ok. Why not."

Panel 4. The adventurer runs for his life while the pink fairy is grabbing him to follow his motion. She is very embarassed, and him feels anger and frustration in this emergency run. A lightning strike near them and burns the floor, a crack on the floor appears, a furious dragon runs after them and try to bite them, and a meteor is about to fall on them.

Adventurer: "Of course you rolled a one!"
Pink-fairy: (in small) "Sorry..."

 

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Alt Text: The Massachusetts Institute of Technology aims to replace all of its students with robots by 2028.

 

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Alt Text: A cartoon illustration of a group of adventurers, a barbarian, archer, and elf, being guided by a yelling wizard into an IKEA store. Caption reads "Come, my merry band of adventurers! Into the Eye of Kea!!!"

[–] Maven@piefed.zip 21 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Downvote for mentioning youre downvoting someone. I hate negativity.

[–] Maven@piefed.zip 5 points 2 days ago (2 children)
 
 
[–] Maven@piefed.zip 27 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

They made thier own community on fedinsfw purely to facilitate thier weird agenda of being a strange person.

Edit: the community explicitly bans watermarks on the comics...

[–] Maven@piefed.zip 76 points 4 days ago (5 children)

Heres the original comment with the artists name left intact:

The good version

Fuck off Beep

 

This one should be harder (I hope)!

1 point for the series

1 point for the season

1 point for the episode!

Answer:

spoilerTNG s5 e6 - "The Game"

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Help (media.piefed.zip)
 
 
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At a loss. [grickle] (media.mstdn.social)
 

cross-posted from: https://piefed.zip/c/comicstrips/p/1350394/at-a-loss-grickle

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Alt Text: A cartoon illustration of a group of cats all sitting awkwardly on furniture and looking dismayed. Caption reads "None of them could even recall how to sit like a proper cat anymore."

 

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Alt Text: The blooper reel for the 2004 film Taxi is longer than the actual movie, because Jimmy Fallon started laughing during every single scene.

 

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Alt Text: Tap dancing, ballet, and ballroom dancing are all derived from the Macarena.

[–] Maven@piefed.zip 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Blue is best!!!

[–] Maven@piefed.zip 4 points 1 week ago

Correct!

As for the season:

spoilerIts season 3

[–] Maven@piefed.zip 5 points 1 week ago

The fact that Spiderman would win is the reason Jesus would win. The match would be so unfair his daddy would step in and finish it.

[–] Maven@piefed.zip 3 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Ive had this discussion before so I've had time to think about it.

[–] Maven@piefed.zip 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (4 children)

Honestly it all depends on how you view his superpowers.

The only time he ever turns water into wine was when he annoying mother kept bothering him about a lack of wine and the servants were the ones who filled the stone water jars...

Maybe the power doesnt work without the nagging of a woman or the work of slaves??

The Bible is remarkably lax in its descriptions of his powers... They couldve learned a thing or two from Marvel.

[–] Maven@piefed.zip 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Still no reply so it's not looking great.

[–] Maven@piefed.zip 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I, know, no, masters. My body, cannot be, chained by mortal laws, of grammar.

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