GR4CELESS

"Normal" in the context of industrial agriculture... Which has existed for less time than beastiality (source: idk might have made it up but it seems likely)

Cracked out on not buying meat 🤷

Who can say? I've certainly never experienced such a thing... 🤷

Pictured is meat with Kirkland branding, which is Costco's in-house brand. Better place to shop than walmart already

I mean, with the rampant enshittification of consumer technologies, there's every chance the thing you just bought off Amazon will break after a much shorter lifespan then expected. There's even a chance this was planned and accounted for...

I'm not celebrating any of this, to be very clear. It's more of a grim satisfaction. We departed ages ago from whether it's right or wrong. They're fascists. And they're grossly incompetent. I am not upset by news that those doing vast and needless harm to innocent people are victim of their own incompetence and negligence. I'll admit to some schadenfreude and move on with my life.

"Rejoice, guys, gals, and other pals! Samira's back!"

You realize that "assholes" doesn't even come close, right?

This and also

BATTLE ROUTINE SET

Instructions unclear, got my gender stuck in the toaster and now it's all burnt and useless

There is something to this, though. If people start behaving violently, the administration will label them as some kind of radicalized terrorist and respond with military force, and then probably blame black or indigenous or immigrant or trans/nb people as the reason for the radicalization and come down even harder on these marginalized populations

"Cuddling", "woman"