Evil_Shrubbery

Ngl, for a hot second there I though this was gonna be a systemd hate meme.

A young 22 year old programmer

For comparison, looking the some 40 years later at Apple

Wait, AI monitoring (that only outputs summary data) is illegal?

EU should get on that!

Microslop brought AI to Copilot or even just Teams to not only monitor minutes of activity but assess how active that activity was.

Yes, Caffeine is staple, I've been using it for decades (under windows too)!

(Also I've never actually noticed my mouse move by one pixel during work.)

Afaik Teams user activity went AI at the end of last year.

Also

xdotool mousemove $(echo $(( ${RANDOM} % 800 ))) $(echo $(( ${RANDOM} % 600 )))

I really hope the third set is genitalia teeth.

We need a win in science for the common folk.

Lemmy up that image for you - Asahi macs are like Garlma Haysey.

Born (or sold) a slave, brainwashed by a powerful private institution (with no oversight) into a killing machine following orders, manipulated by an older (undemocratic) monarch at a very young age, killed by his own handler & left for barbecue, rescued/resurecresurrected/kept alive by the magic force of a democratically elected leader.

He wasn't much of anything, just a product constantly under overwhelming influence of another.

"Well, my mom is hotter than yours!"

Soon to be inbread then.

Why is it growing a baguette??