EffortlessEffluvium

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I guarantee this is a waste of time in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] EffortlessEffluvium@lemmy.zip 35 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Watch the clip. You can indeed pick up soda with a fork. Not a lot, but watch it drip off.

Lies.

DJ just doing his job in c/funny@sh.itjust.works
[–] EffortlessEffluvium@lemmy.zip 14 points 1 month ago

FINISH HIM!!!

I gotcha, boss in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
Giving credit to the people who maintain our roads in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
ok then in c/comicstrips@lemmy.world
[–] EffortlessEffluvium@lemmy.zip 9 points 2 months ago (2 children)

You're optimistic

Hand loaded and goated in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] EffortlessEffluvium@lemmy.zip 16 points 2 months ago (5 children)

I'm here to kick ass and chew bubble gum, and I'm all out of bubble gum!

br□ther in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] EffortlessEffluvium@lemmy.zip 6 points 3 months ago

Now assume a spherical cow...

You shall not cut! in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] EffortlessEffluvium@lemmy.zip 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

But all I have is my poop knife

A shell of a realization in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] EffortlessEffluvium@lemmy.zip 3 points 4 months ago

Podophiles vs pedophiles

Are you there, God? in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] EffortlessEffluvium@lemmy.zip 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Calm down Margaret

There was no other way! in c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
[–] EffortlessEffluvium@lemmy.zip 19 points 4 months ago (6 children)

Doesn't this violate the Geneva Convention???

We Have a Very Loving Relationship in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] EffortlessEffluvium@lemmy.zip 11 points 4 months ago

Sometimes. Sometimes it opens another instance of itself when attempting to close it.

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