Daxelman
joined 7 months ago
I'm about to make 9/11 look like child's play.
Shoot the jump shot. Shoot it!
They didn't torch shit he's not on fire.
My steak is too juicy, my lobster too buttery, wow is me and woe be upon the chef.
They used to kill politicians for less.
You can do a lot with a credit card and a hardware store.
No they fucking aren't. Nobody saw anything.
I need Nancy Policy dies by falling down the fucking stairs and I'm throwing a party.
Play stupid games win deadly prizes.
The only people who care about shit like this are the people who don't play video games.
A lot of you don't play video games.
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