DCErik

joined 4 months ago
[–] DCErik@lemmy.zip 47 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Normal people: I need to have a medical procedure.

Republicants: I need for you to not have a medical procedure.

[–] DCErik@lemmy.zip 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Should we tell them that the filibuster is a delaying tactic to prevent legislation from being passed, or nah?

[–] DCErik@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 months ago

It's actually pretty easy.

[–] DCErik@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

False. Republicants voted for this.

[–] DCErik@lemmy.zip 16 points 2 months ago (3 children)
[–] DCErik@lemmy.zip 6 points 2 months ago

A newspaper for people who can't read.

[–] DCErik@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 months ago

Well fuck. I'm highly reliant on the lemonade to mix with iced green tea.

[–] DCErik@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 months ago

I hate Trunt with my prefrontal cortex for his fraud and sedition against the United States of America.

I hate McConnell with my amygdala, which instinctively recognizes him as a sneering, hostile, alien threat to our species.

[–] DCErik@lemmy.zip 11 points 2 months ago

The sign secretly says, 'I can't read'.

[–] DCErik@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 months ago

Pretty sure I Melania'd it during the first maladministration.

[–] DCErik@lemmy.zip 11 points 2 months ago (2 children)

This lineup is a veritable Who's Who of 'Who's That?'

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