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[–] embed_me@programming.dev 26 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Maybe the personal account used the same ssh key?

[–] Dumhuvud@programming.dev 20 points 1 month ago

Yeah, that's what I'm thinking too. Making a commit and pushing to a remote repository are two different, completely unrelated, things.

[–] felbane@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

https://xcancel.com/AgileJebrim/status/2047686630656364883#m

I... think this person just might be dense or have brain rot or something. Calling git's branching and merging model an "issue" is a bit of a wild take.

Edit: after browsing their re-tweets a bit... yep, confirmed, non functional brain. They're reposting Fox News and Greg Abbott. 🙄

[–] tuxiqae@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 month ago

GH doesn't allow multiple accounts to use the same SSH key

[–] Sanctus@anarchist.nexus 24 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)
[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Noted and updated.

Sorry, don't often post twitter links, didn't realize it was that simple.

[–] Sanctus@anarchist.nexus 12 points 1 month ago

Spread the word. Fuck Twitter ❤️

[–] mabeledo@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I don’t like GitHub, but this looks like they had someone using an authorized SSH key, but the git client was configured to post some unknown email address. Happens all the time.

Would be funny if they only find out once they have migrated off GitHub though.

[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafe 1 points 1 month ago

Probably. See weird names and emails from what’s obviously the same person all the time.

[–] KindaABigDyl@programming.dev 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I am begrudgingly moving to gitlab, slowly but surely

[–] onlinepersona@programming.dev 9 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] firelizzard@programming.dev 3 points 1 month ago

Codeberg isn’t viable for proprietary software

[–] KindaABigDyl@programming.dev 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Bc I've never heard of that

[–] onlinepersona@programming.dev 2 points 1 month ago

Now you have ;)

[–] firelizzard@programming.dev 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] KindaABigDyl@programming.dev 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I just dont enjoy it. It feels extremely sluggish, the ui is far more confusing with 100s of menus and weird names, and it doesnt have any basic file hosting for releases which is annoying. There are more but it's basically just lots of annoying little things that are super inconvenient.

[–] firelizzard@programming.dev 2 points 1 month ago

I liked it ~5 years ago when it was mostly Git + project management + excellent CI. I agree that it’s gotten really messy since then. Way too many features IDGAF about.