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How do you get down from an elephant? (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 days ago by Susaga@sh.itjust.works to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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You don't. You get down from a duck.

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[–] unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 days ago

I thought get down meant "disembark", like an elephant is too tall for you to climb down, but here's a friendly, robust duck who likes to ferry humans about. We don't know what his problem is.