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[โ€“] FatVegan@leminal.space 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I can not comprehend how someone buys a pizza or something for a dollar and goes: yeah, that's human food for consumption.

[โ€“] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

It's basically white bread with a little cheese and tomato sauce. If you bought those ingredients separately, you'd pay like $0.5 for them, depending on how much cheese you use (cheap pizza uses very little cheese in my parts).