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A foreign nation gifts us a plane and Donnie makes it air force one.
Has he never heard of a Trojan horse?
The Trojan horse was a great gift, a great gift for beautiful people. But the people giving the gift were beautiful too. Great folks on both sides. I mean just look at it, the horse, look at it, it's got wood, and it's so tall. I was there, people were telling me, Mr Trump, look, look Mr Trump, that horse is so beautiful. It was so beautiful, people were crying. Sobbing. Thanking me. They had never seen such a beautiful horse. Have you ever seen such a beautiful horse? I thought of seabiscuit. I love seabiscuit. They tell me it's such a beautiful movie. But you know what I say? See biscuit, eat biscuit. What a lovely biscuit.
Biscuits. I am in tears, that was hilarious and I needed that. Thank you.
:)
But also :(
You mean the condom? Never used those.
How you got down voted for an excellent joke, I do not know.
I would be pretty confident saying no, he has not.
Never look a gift horse in the mouth.
Reminds me of this bit of history:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Thing_(listening_device)