Puns

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The most punny community on Lemmy.

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Must be a pun
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Audible groan (lemmy.zip)

submitted 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) by Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/puns@lemmy.zip

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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.today/post/36839684

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Japan's Population Crisis (lemmy.zip)

submitted 1 year ago by Fontasia@feddit.nl to c/puns@lemmy.zip

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New phone, houthis. (lemm.ee)

submitted 1 year ago by Irelephant@lemm.ee to c/puns@lemmy.zip

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Blood sugar pun magik (lemmy.dbzer0.com)

submitted 1 year ago by cm0002@lemmy.cafe to c/puns@lemmy.zip

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Beauty (lemmy.dbzer0.com)

submitted 1 year ago by Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/puns@lemmy.zip

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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/post/34292785

Beauty rule

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What sound does a murder of crows make? (lemmy.ca)

submitted 1 year ago by Mammothmothman@lemmy.ca to c/puns@lemmy.zip

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A Cawcawphony

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Yup (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 year ago by Jonnyprophet@lemmy.world to c/puns@lemmy.zip

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I would make a pun about the wind... (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 years ago by ekZepp@lemmy.world to c/puns@lemmy.zip

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...but it blows.

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Why did the visually impaired person fall down the well? (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 years ago by Susaga@sh.itjust.works to c/puns@lemmy.zip

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They couldn't see that well.

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So I've been reading this new horror novel that was written in braille (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 years ago by midori@lemmy.world to c/puns@lemmy.zip

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Something terrible is going to happen, I can feel it.

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Pun Competition! (lemm.ee)

submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) by baconeater@lemm.ee to c/puns@lemmy.zip

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So a little while ago my home town held a pun Competition with a cash prize for the winning pun and no limit on the amount of entries you could make! So I entered ten puns into the competition hoping that one would win but...

No pun intended