Low Quality Facts

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A community dedicated to the lowest quality facts.

While the community is named after the mastodon account Low Quality Facts it is not required to post related to that account. As long as the post is low enough quality, it belongs in this community.

A low quality fact could be a few things:

Examples:

"Louis Armstrong stored jelly beans in his trumpet, which he would discreetly eat during his performances."

"If you took a persons digestive system and stretched it out end to end, it would hurt a lot."

"Whales are notoriously bad trumpet players."

Posts can be in whatever form best displays the low quality fact.

RULES

1: Be civil. No racism or any of that non-sense

2: Only low quality facts!

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Alt Text: The Massachusetts Institute of Technology aims to replace all of its students with robots by 2028.

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Alt Text: The blooper reel for the 2004 film Taxi is longer than the actual movie, because Jimmy Fallon started laughing during every single scene.

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Alt Text: Tap dancing, ballet, and ballroom dancing are all derived from the Macarena.

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Alt Text: Citizens of Singapore are given shoes of varying heights so that no one person is taller than another.

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Alt Text: The English alphabet originally had 22 letters, and a Q could be used to make the sound of 6, 5, N, and 2.

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Alt Text: The Japanese name for Japan is "Nippon", which translates to "the land of sunshine where no man will ever live in fear of dinosaurs".

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Alt Text: The Bloody Mary was invented in London, where a tomato is called a Mary.

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Alt Text: "I am not racist. dislike all minorities equally. "

-Ron DeSantis

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Alt Text: Customer: You're telling me a pumpkin spiced this latte? Pumpkin wearing Starbucks hat: The secret ingredient is me. With each latte I inch closer to death's door. My profession will be my demise.

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Alt Text: Bob Marley only ate deep fried vegetables.

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Alt Text: Gold is so valuable that $50 worth of gold is worth $80.

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Alt Text: UFO stands

for " Unfortunate Frenc Omen "

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Alt Text: "l'm currently a level three Scientologist, which means can smell colors. Once I reach level seven wi no longer need a skeletal system. 2

-Tom Cruise

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Alt Text: You can get rid of a computer virus by making a Word document titled "computer virus" and then deleting it.

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Alt Text: In the UK, pubs traditionally serve beer at its boiling point.

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Alt Text: The Great Recession began in 2007 shortly after Red Lobster started charging customers for their famous Cheddar Bay biscuits.

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Alt Text: There is a running gag across all James Bond movies that James does not know how to tie his shoes.

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Alt Text: It takes 600 years for an apple core to biodegrade.

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Alt Text: "I am not racist. dislike all minorities equally. "

-Ron DeSantis

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Alt Text: If a person saves one penny a day they will be a billionaire by the time they turn 3.

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Alt Text: a A cappuccino is mixture of coffee and milk from a capuchin monkey.

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Alt Text: 1 Man at duck pond: I envy these ducks. 2 Man: Just floating all day, not a care in the world. 3 Duck: Our water is polluted. Predators devour our children. God has forsaken my species. 4 Man, tossing bread to the unamused duck: I hear you pal. Quack quack, ducky want bready.

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